Bios Mods -The Best BIOS Update and Modification Source

Looking for someone to unlock my BIOS on my computer, I really want to overclock and fully aware of how this might burn a hole through the center of the Earth, but I'm literally trying to squeeze every bit of performance out of this system.
I'm pretty sure this is the BIOS, but if not, please locate it for me.
http://ftp.hp.com/pub/softpaq/sp59501-60000/sp59756.exe
I am a major noob at this, but that should be the BIOS I currently have.
Here's the computer itself.
http://www.amazon.com/HP-2000-329WM-BLAC...s=hp+329wm
Please for the love of god. If their is anyway I can overclock this with a modded bios tell me how.
I don't know how to dump a BIOS either, but if you could point me to it (If you need me to) I will dump it and upload it.

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Anyone? PLEASE?!

I am literally dying with 1.6 GHz on my HP 2000 329wm, it has 8GB ram, AMD E 350 and ATI 6310. I have my BIOS dump, but not fully sure that it is the real deal. So, here it is. http://www.mediafire.com/?w94eobdqr25c6ej

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I just want to have the ability to boost the performance out of this...